If you need any other information contact our space engineer Mi Tsubishisucks - a world famous astronomer.Welcome to the site of our non-existent company located at the NorthPole with units on Mars, Pluto and Venus or newly dicovered fatiro sarakuto. We provide qualified interplanetary space flight services at affordable prices.
At the moment we offer flights to Proxima Centauri.
Flight costs depend on the estimated flight time.
You can choose two types of travel: hibernation, travel through the black hole behind the moon, teleport, magic pills and through the core of the earth.
This is the economic version of flights. First time used in 2032 in San Francisco when Sir Barney Kovalski made a flight to Ameriskuq Manique. Remember, everyone you love when you reach the destination will not live anymore (on the earth will be 19,000 years). There are two options: say goodbye to them or take them on a journey with you (with five people flying sixth for free!). The cost of the trip is only 100BTC. The name of the spacecraft is Controsipodio.
Get on Proximo Centuriano in 48 hours. Sounds like a fairy tale? Thanks to the best scientists from CERN, just behind the ground, a small black hole was created allowing for the travel of passenger ships in extremely fast time. However, there is a 1% chance of splitting and your body may fall apart during transmission. The cost of the trip is 10,000BTC. The name of the spacecraft is Rikomanino.
Fiction has become a reality. Thanks to trumpology based on tritone crystals and platoon carbonation, it is now possible to effectively (almost) transfer matter to any place in the universe. On the third moon of Jupiter there is a teleport base that allows you to move to any place in the universe. You'll find our irreplaceable ship called milofatino there. Just remember that it supports Proxima Centaurii and other flights are not possible. The cost is 5000 BTC. Time is only 10 years.
It's the easiest way. Remember that you only transfer your mind and do not participate in Centauria's proxima. Let the nearest dealer know on the pikoopatino - you can buy any number of pills from him. 100 units cost 1BTC.
Well, we do not recommend it. Apparently there is a black hole there, but nobody has come back from this trip yet. Tickets for a trip to buy in the storms of travel Indi Jones, who currently resides in the orbit of the space ship in the name of the muy301powero gracefully.
We invite you to cooperation. If you manage to survive the journey, do not forget to let us know - we will update the statistics.
If you need any other information contact our space engineer Mi Tsubishisucks - a world famous astronomer.
We work with Mr. Mi Tsubishisucks since 1999 when the first movie Matrix was released. It changed our life and mission. We started to to think that exploring space is as easy as taking the blue pill.